marsoid:

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did not even attempt the football shaped head. maybe next time if i can ever figure out how to draw him lol

DID YOU KNOW? i love helga

the-haiku-bot:

sirartwork:

hey-sherry:

“And so I went into the studio,” Jordan continued. “And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm’ and 'ahh’. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   

But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.

"You think about that,” he said. “You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me.”

Losing my mind at the thought of that last quote with this delivery:

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Losing my mind at

the thought of that last quote with

this delivery:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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bogleech:

bogleech:

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Chinese sellers on Aliexpress are trying to sell giant land snail eggs as “Little Hatch Toys” which is adorable and hilarious except of course that this is the most illegal animal in the United States and even a zoo or scientific institution would get in trouble for having any

The fact that snails are top tier invasive species threats is such common knowledge in all the nature hobbies and sciences I constantly forget that I need to explain it. Why wouldn’t they be? They’re just non-stop eating machines that breed exponentially and the bigger they are the fewer predators they have. In Hawaii these have driven at least dozens, possibly hundreds of plants and animals extinct over the past few decades.

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cryptotheism:

thefunkyfolklorist:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

This happened to the sumerian gods.

I’m sorry I would like more information here. I have been teaching Gilgamesh for over a decade and have NO IDEA what this is about.

Lol it’s mainly a joke about how in the mythology, the sumerian gods sculpted humanity out of clay.

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